The holidays have come and gone, joy and laughter were spread like a certain virus, and this year brought some new changes to what the most requested gifts from Santa were. We recently sat down with jolly ole St. Nick and he shed some light on what items kept his elves busy during the holidays.
“Every year I’m reminded that the modern world is growing at such a rapid pace.” said Santa. “Gone are the days when kids would ask for good old-fashioned toys like wood trains or fidget spinners. Now it’s all TikTok ring lights and GeForce graphics cards.”
“Some requests weren’t that much of a surprise.” exclaimed Claus as he started checking phone. “Of course, this was the second year that the PlayStation 5 was highly sought after. I don’t what to tell you, the chip shortage also hit us here in the north pole. Really at this point it’ll probably be easier to sell your soul to the devil for a ps5 but even he’s having trouble getting them. Or at least that’s what he tells me on the golf course.”
“But to everyone here at the workshop’s surprise the most asked for gift were mousepads with huge anime breasts.” said Santa as he was obviously watching the Witcher on his phone. “ill be the first to admit that I wasn’t entirely caught up with this whole anime thing but some of our millennial elves kind of walked us through most of it. Basically cartoons from Japan and now they’re making these mousepads with huge comfy bazoonkas. I can certainly see the appeal. You pick a character like Ryuko Matoi and just rest your hand on her luscious lumps. Its quite ergonomic and it raises certain….feelings. Not going to lie, I’ve kept a few myself and it has caused some tension between me and the missus. But she could never come between me and my waifus.”